"Looking exceedingly sinister against this light blue background"
Despot's Staff Page
This is the unimaginative description of a page with some miscellaneous details about Despot. So read it (the page), if knowing potentially incriminating/naughty things about strangers is your bag. Or don't, and eat that chocolate-meringue cheesecake that's been calling you by name from your refrigerator. Calling yoooouuuuuuu....

Yeah, of course you picked the reading about strangers options. I guess that means you're expecting the incriminating stuff now. Well, just remember none of it's been proven, I can claim temporary (permanent) insanity, and I have very good lawyers. I hate lawyers, but they come in handy when that lose-the-shirt-off-your-back-if-they-win lawsuit comes your way. By the way, I'm a little concerned about the "you" thing...is that too personal? Should I be saying "O, peruser of goodly webcontent!" or something similarly pseudo-Shakespearian? Get back to me on that.

The Site
The site and its development from the POV of a techie, with attempts at being informative and/or educational.
All about me
I was born, a pauper to a pawn, with a Squeegee(is there supposed to be a trademark here? Insert one mentally if there should be, so the lawyers don't hear about me, k? Oops, I took up too much space with this parenthetical statement, maybe I'll just put all the content here instead. Ah, but never mind--brother, thy tail hangs down behind!)...wait, wrong story.
Help, I've lost the Elephant's Child
You don't even know where this goes, but here it is.
Recommendations
Here's a list of stuff I find interesting or cool, that you'll most likely ignore, or pirate. And perhaps, as a last resort, find some legal way of hearing or viewing. Why you would be interested in my particular style of acquiescence to mass-market media is a mystery (I'm so damned alliterative I could marry myself), but it's tradition--this week, anyway.
Wardrobe
Accessorizing is a cakewalk when you never leave the house during the day.