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Most autobiographies start with being being born, which means hospital visits, baby pictures, and showers, and then when you ask about problems with increasing over-population, people look at you strangely, or embarass you by saying it's rude to talk about things like that, because babies should be a cause for joy and celebration, and all the exponential growth is in third-world countries anyway. I don't attend many births these days because of that kinda crap.
So, baby pictures. Here's a good one that OiNutter made:
He's pretty crazy, mostly. But if you've read this far, I'd be questioning your sanity too. So don't be hatin', you bigot.
Right about here I lost my train of thought, so to compensate for it, I will do A/S/L!!!!!!!??: 19/MALE/CALIFORNIA WANNA CYBER??
Crap, flash-back to AOL chatroom experiences I never had, there. Right, anyway, whatever. If you really want to know all the latest, up-to-datest stuff, you should probably check out my personal site. No guarentees that it'll be online or accessible since I'm serving it over my home connection. I'm a poor starving college student, though, so unless you'd rather donate a dedicated T3 line to the site, deal with it.