"Looking exceedingly sinister against this light blue background"
Despot's Wardrobe
...and you just KNOW that I get hefty royalties for endorsing this stuff.
  • Palm m130 Handheld
  • Carrying case for Palm
  • SanDisk Cruzer 128 MB USB 2.0 flash drive
  • keys to a 1994 Toyota short-bed pickup truck
  • Casio 1950 watch, best looking and most functional $20 watch I've found to date.
  • Lodis magnetic money clip, with not enough money
  • loose change sticking to money clip
  • handkerchief
  • Hanes Select underwear (briefs)
  • pants
  • extra pair of underwear, not always Hanes
  • shirt, long or short sleeved, depending on the weather

Now, ask yourself, and be prepared to answer honestly, did you really care? Good, now go back.